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We have a funeral to go to tomorrow. I thought I should shave. Look decent. My hair is still a mess. You can’t change everything.

Electric shavers are easy. But they never seem to get close enough. I always end up going at it again with a razor.

We leave straight after work today. Come back tomorrow night. It’s going to be a long two days. 

But hey!!!! Another day off of work! Woot woot!!

We have a funeral to go to tomorrow. I thought I should shave. Look decent. My hair is still a mess. You can’t change everything.

Electric shavers are easy. But they never seem to get close enough. I always end up going at it again with a razor.

We leave straight after work today. Come back tomorrow night. It’s going to be a long two days.

But hey!!!! Another day off of work! Woot woot!!

What the hell is Sharknado?

And should I really care about Sharknado?

I swear I saw Stan Lee today!

I wanted to yell “Hey!!! Stan Lee!”

But I chickened out. If it was really Stan Lee, I would have had an accident in my shorts.

Awkward……embarrassing. …

So, I’m going to pretend it was Stan Lee’s doppelganger.

Good morning guys!

Sweaty from my morning workout. That’s hot right?? Probably not.

First day back after 10 days off. Normally I can’t wait to get back. I’ve actually thought about calling in sick. I’ve enjoyed my vacation. First time in years. I don’t want it to end.

But food on the table is speaking louder than calling in sick. Stupid being an adult life.

Camping trip planned again. This time closer to home. Right in my back yard in Tahoe. Can’t wait!

Have an awesome day guys!!!

Good morning guys!

Sweaty from my morning workout. That’s hot right?? Probably not.

First day back after 10 days off. Normally I can’t wait to get back. I’ve actually thought about calling in sick. I’ve enjoyed my vacation. First time in years. I don’t want it to end.

But food on the table is speaking louder than calling in sick. Stupid being an adult life.

Camping trip planned again. This time closer to home. Right in my back yard in Tahoe. Can’t wait!

Have an awesome day guys!!!

Orange is the new Black

You guys are always raving about this show.

I don’t know.

Some of the episodes were really good. Most of the episodes were meh to me. I wanted to quit this show constantly then BAM a really good episode.

So I don’t know.

Not even 10 yet and I’m already driving the wifebot crazy.

I need to build a bunk bed so we have more room for activities.

Good thing my kids are still sleeping. I may actually get kicked out of the house.

Sketch from early morning, sitting on the beach, waiting for the others to wake up.

Sketch from early morning, sitting on the beach, waiting for the others to wake up.

GOOD MORNING TUMBLR!!!!

I’ve been tech free for the last 4 days. I thought I would miss it. I thought I would go batshit crazy. I didn’t, my kids didn’t, even the wifebot didn’t miss it.

Had a really good time camping. We are planning our next outing in the next couple of weeks. Only for the weekend though. I want to save my vacation days for the end of the year.

I saw lots of deer. I didn’t see one damn bear.

First day and night it rained. But it was really warm. So we were never cold. 

I forgot my art stuff. So I sketched a little with the daughter’s crayons. Pic later.

I got lots of sun. Maybe too much. I’m red, but it doesn’t hurt. Tan fat looks better than white fat.

Even with all the beer, hotdogs and junk food I ate, I still lost two pounds. All the hiking and swimming I guess.

I’ve been underwear free for a week now. Not sure if I’m going back.

Even though I had an awesome time. My shower last night was great. My bed never felt so good. And sex with the wifebot was amazing. Sometimes you just need home.

Have an awesome Friday guys!!!!

EVERY DAY IS FRIDAY!!!!!

GOOD MORNING TUMBLR!!!!

I’ve been tech free for the last 4 days. I thought I would miss it. I thought I would go batshit crazy. I didn’t, my kids didn’t, even the wifebot didn’t miss it.

Had a really good time camping. We are planning our next outing in the next couple of weeks. Only for the weekend though. I want to save my vacation days for the end of the year.

I saw lots of deer. I didn’t see one damn bear.

First day and night it rained. But it was really warm. So we were never cold.

I forgot my art stuff. So I sketched a little with the daughter’s crayons. Pic later.

I got lots of sun. Maybe too much. I’m red, but it doesn’t hurt. Tan fat looks better than white fat.

Even with all the beer, hotdogs and junk food I ate, I still lost two pounds. All the hiking and swimming I guess.

I’ve been underwear free for a week now. Not sure if I’m going back.

Even though I had an awesome time. My shower last night was great. My bed never felt so good. And sex with the wifebot was amazing. Sometimes you just need home.

Have an awesome Friday guys!!!!

EVERY DAY IS FRIDAY!!!!!

I became one of THOSE parents yesterday.

I had adamantly expressed to the umpire that his calls were shit. He disagreed. Two worse calls I have ever seen. He also disagreed. I got kicked out of the game. A parent in the stand kicked out of the game. One of those parents.

He is still wrong.

Drive home today from the tournament. Start camping tomorrow. Still not driving my family crazy. So this vacation has been great.

Have an awesome Sunday guys!

Finally…..it’s BEER:30. I would give you a flowery description….but I’m not that good. My verdict…damn this is good….SCORE!

Vacation day 2. I haven’t driven my family bat shit crazy….WIN!

Last night the rains caused an hour and half delay. Our game didn’t start until 9:45. We didn’t finish until midnight. Back at the hotel at 1:00am….SO TIRED.

Tonights game was first delayed by lightning. Then the apocalypse opened up….first pea sized hail….then huge rain drops. Flash floods. There was even the end of the rainbow in our parking lot…..WTF MOTHER NATURE.

Game was canceled. Tomorrow double header. No Tahoe beach tomorrow. I need sleep and my own bed. And I’ve decided I’m too tired to drive my family crazy….SO SCORE AGAIN!

Have an awesome Friday guys!

Finally…..it’s BEER:30. I would give you a flowery description….but I’m not that good. My verdict…damn this is good….SCORE!

Vacation day 2. I haven’t driven my family bat shit crazy….WIN!

Last night the rains caused an hour and half delay. Our game didn’t start until 9:45. We didn’t finish until midnight. Back at the hotel at 1:00am….SO TIRED.

Tonights game was first delayed by lightning. Then the apocalypse opened up….first pea sized hail….then huge rain drops. Flash floods. There was even the end of the rainbow in our parking lot…..WTF MOTHER NATURE.

Game was canceled. Tomorrow double header. No Tahoe beach tomorrow. I need sleep and my own bed. And I’ve decided I’m too tired to drive my family crazy….SO SCORE AGAIN!

Have an awesome Friday guys!