The CPM!

Oh my god dude! At least swallow before you start talking and dribbling your whatever is in your mouth on my floor……..

Anybody hungry? I have whatchamawhosits on my floor now.

MMMmmMMmmMMmmMmmmm tasty…..

Pavement Wrecking My Mojo

It’s our turn. Our turn for those construction guys to do some work in our parking lot. These guys are outside my window cutting into the pavement.

I thought it WAS SO FUNNY when they were on the other side.

Now I can’t hear “Me So Horny” and “Pop my Pussy”. SST dumb ass listening staples for this day.

By end of day I guarantee you I will have my outside voice……inside…..

Posted 1 hour ago

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Parking lot work, Why so early!, At least it's waking me up,

Good Morning Tumblr!

I was so tired. Beyond tired. But I couldn’t fall asleep. You know what I mean???? I rolled around it seemed like hours. Cover on, covers off. One leg out, one leg in. On my back, on my side, on my belly. Nothing worked last night. It never fails, one tired restless night of not sleeping, you end up waking up super early. I’m not sure how many cups of GoGo juice is going to wake me up today.

Stay awake my friends

The CPM

Posted 2 hours ago

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No sleep, Up to early, 4th cup so far.,

Good night guys. I’m old, I’m naked and I’m tired.

Posted 12 hours ago

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GPOYW,

Fine……

fishergal replied to your post: I’ve hit that imaginary wall and now I don’t want…
What ever…..

Posted 13 hours ago

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fishergal,

Things I dislike (hate is a strong word)

Granny Panties

Snow

Close talkers

Flip flops with socks

Tan lines on me.

Brussel sprouts, okra, Nutella and chocolate (YUCK!)

Any light beer

Toilet paper roll going up, instead of down

Saying “Out of curiosity….” and “Let me be honest…..”

Posted 17 hours ago

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My dislikes......for now,

It’s that time when I make a list at the end of the day.

My hands shouldn’t smell like ball sweat
I saw stumblingroses doppelganger today. It was an exact Asian clone of her. I had to do a double take. I was staring, wide-eyed as she was eating a burrito as big as her head.
The last 2 hours of today have been dragging. I think time is going backwards.
Sometimes when you are having fun, the time still doesn’t go by fast.
I love street tacos. I had street tacos today. They put too much cilantro on them.
I wonder if my poop will smell like cilantro tomorrow.
Took me 3 hours to balance the company CC. A pro accountant would have nailed that shit in 5 minutes. I guarantee it!
My daughter painted my toe nails again. This time a manly blue and manly, glittery green.
Adding manly still doesn’t make it manly right?
Good think I’m comfortable with my manly.
Stumbled across old naked pics. I admired for a few, then deleted. Didn’t feel right having them. That’s from the past that I’ve moved away from.
Baseball practice tonight. Then the middle kids baseball practice also, means I don’t get home until after 9:00.
That means, I haven’t seen my messy, dirty house since 7:00 this morning.
Some thing are not all bad.
HEY LADIES!!!!! Get get get FUNKY!
Sparkling Hello Kitty shoes for the win?