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Got a new saying for “turtle head”

Touching cotton.

The things we talk about at work.

Is your daddy a Baker? Because you've got a nice set of buns!

My dad is a brewer and I have the four kegs belly to prove it.

Got Poop On Yourself Wednesday

My eyes have such big bags and dark circles the wifebot thought I got in a fight and I had a black eye. I told her it was true of course.

So the most awesomenesscoolestfreakalicios thing today! And yes…that is a word.

Watched Gotham. Meh….too slow. But thought it was cool how they introduced some of the criminals in the early years. I will give it two more shows before I give up on it.

It’s only 8:00 and this dude is ready for bed. That’s really lame. The nights staying up and whooping it up are long gone.

Have an awesome night guys!

Got Poop On Yourself Wednesday

My eyes have such big bags and dark circles the wifebot thought I got in a fight and I had a black eye. I told her it was true of course.

So the most awesomenesscoolestfreakalicios thing today! And yes…that is a word.

Watched Gotham. Meh….too slow. But thought it was cool how they introduced some of the criminals in the early years. I will give it two more shows before I give up on it.

It’s only 8:00 and this dude is ready for bed. That’s really lame. The nights staying up and whooping it up are long gone.

Have an awesome night guys!

Truth Hurts Tuesday

My lip makes people cross the street and run…..or maybe that’s my face….but it’s most definately not me singing Ice Ice Baby like a casino lounge singer.

Truth Hurts Tuesday

My lip makes people cross the street and run…..or maybe that’s my face….but it’s most definately not me singing Ice Ice Baby like a casino lounge singer.

The hairs are gone again one more time. Holding on to summer ss long as I can. Also strategically using the tongue filter to hide my cold sore.

Yes…I’m the guy who benched Peyton Manning today. Dumb ass…..

I want cookies. Someone make me cookies. Now please.

I really can’t come up with four jore. I am that boring. Really…

The hairs are gone again one more time. Holding on to summer ss long as I can. Also strategically using the tongue filter to hide my cold sore.

Yes…I’m the guy who benched Peyton Manning today. Dumb ass…..

I want cookies. Someone make me cookies. Now please.

I really can’t come up with four jore. I am that boring. Really…

beautifulwick3dness:

thegreatnpowerfulwizard   is this what you want for Christmas??

I want two.

beautifulwick3dness:

thegreatnpowerfulwizard   is this what you want for Christmas??

I want two.

(Source: thedude-)

If I told you I worked for UPS would you let me handle your package?

Anonymous

Are we hoping for a special delivery?

Good morning Tumblr!!!!

Last weekend I got sunburned. This weekend a I got more sunburn on my sunburn…..if thats possible. 

The smoke in the valley has been so bad from a forest fire right over the mountain. The air quaility has been in the dangerous area. Which means I’ve been walking in the mall. No change in the weight, but clothes are getting looser.

Finally got out of my hole at work. Woot woot! Boss not there next week. Woot woot! Probably maxing out data plan next week. Woot oh damn….

I’m horny. But it seems like I’m horny all the time. My hands are going to be hairy by next weekend.

Double header for softball yesterday. Ball game this morning at 9:00. Baseball and softball is keeping me plenty busy.

Got to go!!!! 

Have an awesome Sunday!!

Good morning Tumblr!!!!

Last weekend I got sunburned. This weekend a I got more sunburn on my sunburn…..if thats possible.

The smoke in the valley has been so bad from a forest fire right over the mountain. The air quaility has been in the dangerous area. Which means I’ve been walking in the mall. No change in the weight, but clothes are getting looser.

Finally got out of my hole at work. Woot woot! Boss not there next week. Woot woot! Probably maxing out data plan next week. Woot oh damn….

I’m horny. But it seems like I’m horny all the time. My hands are going to be hairy by next weekend.

Double header for softball yesterday. Ball game this morning at 9:00. Baseball and softball is keeping me plenty busy.

Got to go!!!!

Have an awesome Sunday!!

Shower Safari

About half way through I notice a huge Daddy Long Legs spider in the shower with me. I didn’t scream. I didn’t panic. I wasn’t scared. I just hoped it didn’t fall off the wall in to the drain. It was so big it may have clogged the drain. No worries though. I did get that awesome thing out when I was done. Let it catch eat the small animals and ginormous bugs outside.

Catch and release!!!

Oh I did see a woman at the grocery store..

..with a “Keep calm and join the darkside” t-shirt.

That was awesome.