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I hope Florida St loses but I hate Notre Dame.

I tried watching taped shows of American Horror Story, but unlike most of you on here….I think this season sucks too.

Everyday this week I’ve flung my underwear off so fast and far…..I don’t know where they went. Freeballing it for life yo.

I put pink laces in my shoes to match the pink socks of my softball girls. Took them out, forgot where I put my other laces, put the pink laces back in my shoes.

I have no beer. I have no rum or coke. The wife doesnt even have any of those apple things for me to drink. But I do have 3 bottles of wine from past gifts that will still remain unopened. Gross!

These are some series issues I’m dealing with today. No wonder I’m always in a bad mood!

HI! I miss your handsome face. You probably won't get this until 2015, but I just wanted you to know I was thinking about you right now. xoxo

It’s still 2014 right!?!! Did I make it?????? I need the flux capacitor!!!

Dragon breath!!!!!!!

I’m done with softball. Now I hope I don’t get bored. I always fear with nothing to do…..I will do something very stupid.

Worked on the haunted house today. Its coming together. I need to hit the thrift store and get some clothes I dont care about. I’m thinking lots of blood. Lots and lots and lots of blood.

My middle son has a girlfriend.  I’m ok with it, he is still too young. But I like this girl. The other one…….yeeesh….bad feelings in my gut. I was right…..he was wrong.

I know when my body is really tired. I slept in until almost 6:30.  Let me repeat that……6 fucking 30. It really doesn’t sound that late until you realize how early I normally wake up.

Jim Nuts. My new favorite words. This is what my oldest calls condoms. JIM NUTS ! I’m either doing fathering right or failing miserably. 

Week recap! Worked sucked. I had two Tuesdays and 3 Mondays. Every day was not Friday. No working out all week and I lost 2lbs…..figures. Found an awesome Thai place by my work!  Ishikawa with a game and series ending home run! So awesome. Even years means the beloved Giants win it again.

Dragon breath!!!!!!!

I’m done with softball. Now I hope I don’t get bored. I always fear with nothing to do…..I will do something very stupid.

Worked on the haunted house today. Its coming together. I need to hit the thrift store and get some clothes I dont care about. I’m thinking lots of blood. Lots and lots and lots of blood.

My middle son has a girlfriend. I’m ok with it, he is still too young. But I like this girl. The other one…….yeeesh….bad feelings in my gut. I was right…..he was wrong.

I know when my body is really tired. I slept in until almost 6:30. Let me repeat that……6 fucking 30. It really doesn’t sound that late until you realize how early I normally wake up.

Jim Nuts. My new favorite words. This is what my oldest calls condoms. JIM NUTS ! I’m either doing fathering right or failing miserably.

Week recap! Worked sucked. I had two Tuesdays and 3 Mondays. Every day was not Friday. No working out all week and I lost 2lbs…..figures. Found an awesome Thai place by my work! Ishikawa with a game and series ending home run! So awesome. Even years means the beloved Giants win it again.

Rough day. Tired. Stressed. Not enough time. It’s my life story right now.

Rough day. Tired. Stressed. Not enough time. It’s my life story right now.

The tumblr app sure does use a lot of data for something that doesn’t load pictures

rebelscum15:

SERIOUSLY.

I unistalled that mofo long time ago.

(Source: chrom-o-ween)

Final ones I promise.

I just thought these were really cool.

Had fun hanging out with my daughter, while the wifebot any my oldest son did homework for extra credit.

OMG this! The artist took mice, snakes and frogs. Shaped them with wax and then cast them with sterling silver. The light shines from the bottom and the shadow is a man and a a woman’s head. It looks like a nest of mice, snakes and frogs. These pics are not as cool as actually staring at this thing.

This thing was cool and freaky at the same time. The artist created it with a female head to make you think animal but also see female.

Uhmmmm…..went to the Nevada Museum of Art.

More art spam coming!

Uhmmmm…..went to the Nevada Museum of Art.

More art spam coming!

So…..I tried posting this earlier…..twice.

I had wrote a long boring non funny post like usual.

So…..I tried posting this earlier…..twice.

I had wrote a long boring non funny post like usual.