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I always imagine my pillow cases are full of money and I have nightly sweet money dreams. But reality is my pillows are crappy Wal-mart pillows and they smell like head sweat no matter how many times I wash them.

Raise your hand if you still haven’t gotten your kids anything for Easter yet. 

Oh……It’s just me……..

Raise your hand if you still haven’t gotten your kids anything for Easter yet.

Oh……It’s just me……..

Got Poop On Yourself Wednesday

Don’t ask. I don’t know why. 

I feel really skinny today. Shirt…huge. Pants…..way too big. Boxers….falling down.

Time is flying today. That’s an awesome thing.

In-laws….on a plane and gone. WOOT WOOT!

Got Poop On Yourself Wednesday

Don’t ask. I don’t know why.

I feel really skinny today. Shirt…huge. Pants…..way too big. Boxers….falling down.

Time is flying today. That’s an awesome thing.

In-laws….on a plane and gone. WOOT WOOT!

That’s the whole deal. That’s what intimacy is all about.

(Source: olivesnook)

Who says you can’t cook mac-n-cheese on the grill???

Who says you can’t cook mac-n-cheese on the grill???

Blah blah blah blah blah

Code for I’m in much better frame of mind.

Blah blah blah blah blah

Code for I’m in much better frame of mind.

Truth Hurts Tuesday

Sometimes just a little attention will go a long way.

When I’m begging for it and it still doesn’t happen. That’s devastating.

I’m so tired today and butt hurt today. 

NOT THAT BUTT HURT!!! Perv…..

Truth Hurts Tuesday

Sometimes just a little attention will go a long way.

When I’m begging for it and it still doesn’t happen. That’s devastating.

I’m so tired today and butt hurt today.

NOT THAT BUTT HURT!!! Perv…..

Hey! Good Morning!

Yesterday was a long day. Opening day, pictures and our first ball game. 6 1/2 hours later, 11 - 2 win and epic farmers tan.

My hopes is to work on reversing that farmers tan today with some yard work (sittting in my back yard nekid). My wife will see right through that bull crap. Relatives are in town.

Speaking of mother-in-laws…she has actually been good. She has not walked in on me once with no pants on. 

The aunt is here too. Still can’t stand her. And she still is a bitch. Nothing has changed. I can’t even play the “be nice” when I see her.

Made beer brats for everybody after baseball. She is the ONLY one who didn’t say thank you. Even my rude ass kids said “Thanks dad! That was good!”

Talk about beer! I really want some cold ones later today. The problem….I don’t have any cold ones. That will be fixed later.

Grocery store. Costco. New shoes. Working out. All before hanging out with the relatives. Even the hopes of a convincing  “yard work” argument will not bail me out. Let the dirty looks and snarky comments with the aunt commence.

Hey! Good Morning!

Yesterday was a long day. Opening day, pictures and our first ball game. 6 1/2 hours later, 11 - 2 win and epic farmers tan.

My hopes is to work on reversing that farmers tan today with some yard work (sittting in my back yard nekid). My wife will see right through that bull crap. Relatives are in town.

Speaking of mother-in-laws…she has actually been good. She has not walked in on me once with no pants on.

The aunt is here too. Still can’t stand her. And she still is a bitch. Nothing has changed. I can’t even play the “be nice” when I see her.

Made beer brats for everybody after baseball. She is the ONLY one who didn’t say thank you. Even my rude ass kids said “Thanks dad! That was good!”

Talk about beer! I really want some cold ones later today. The problem….I don’t have any cold ones. That will be fixed later.

Grocery store. Costco. New shoes. Working out. All before hanging out with the relatives. Even the hopes of a convincing “yard work” argument will not bail me out. Let the dirty looks and snarky comments with the aunt commence.

Coach gear on. Lets go!!!

Always waiting. Need to get started, like now.

Coach gear on. Lets go!!!

Always waiting. Need to get started, like now.

Like a babies butt.

Opening day today and pictures.

First game this afternoon. 

Mother-in-law.

So much room for activties.

Busy busy day and weekend.

Have an awesome day!!

Like a babies butt.

Opening day today and pictures.

First game this afternoon.

Mother-in-law.

So much room for activties.

Busy busy day and weekend.

Have an awesome day!!