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Sep 1

On my Monday I decided to smoke ribs. Its really easy….a little dangerous…..and always good.

I wish I got more of these. Sweet and nutty (that’s what she said). I’m loving my brown ales.

I wish I got more of these. Sweet and nutty (that’s what she said). I’m loving my brown ales.

My first Doghead ever. It’s called Namaste. It says a white beer brewed with orange slices, lemongrass, coriander & peppercorns.  Well you get the peppercorn right away but it finishes strong with citrus. It’s not as weird tasting as you think it would be. It’s actually really good. Damn good actually.

Spent most of my day at the Rib Cook Off with a coworker. It you smell me right now I would smell like smoke pork fat. It was damn good. It was damn hot out there too and now I’m broke again. Living check to check right now because of my expensive taste. Taking applications for a sugar momma now. Send asks for an application.

I’m so tired right now guys. It’s weird too. I slept in until almost 7…..which some of you may know that’s extremely late for me……like way late. So why am ai so tired still???

Finally saw Guardians of the Galaxy last night. What a fantastc movie. Fav character….Groot. 

Have an awesome Sunday night guys.

My first Doghead ever. It’s called Namaste. It says a white beer brewed with orange slices, lemongrass, coriander & peppercorns. Well you get the peppercorn right away but it finishes strong with citrus. It’s not as weird tasting as you think it would be. It’s actually really good. Damn good actually.

Spent most of my day at the Rib Cook Off with a coworker. It you smell me right now I would smell like smoke pork fat. It was damn good. It was damn hot out there too and now I’m broke again. Living check to check right now because of my expensive taste. Taking applications for a sugar momma now. Send asks for an application.

I’m so tired right now guys. It’s weird too. I slept in until almost 7…..which some of you may know that’s extremely late for me……like way late. So why am ai so tired still???

Finally saw Guardians of the Galaxy last night. What a fantastc movie. Fav character….Groot.

Have an awesome Sunday night guys.

Some Tommyknocker Pumpkin Harvest Ale. It’s fucking good.

We pulled our money together at work today. I went to the rib cook off! I came back with 4 slabs.  Smoked pork goodness, meat sweats and food induced coma soon after.

Besides the awesome ribs…worked sucked. Just going to say it….longest day ever.

I’ve had pain in my right wrist for months now. Insert masturbation joke now. Today I got sharp pain in my elbow. My elbow is now tight and swollen. Getting old really sucks.

I’ve finally started watching Breaking Bad. Good thing come to people that wait right. That’s what they say right?? This is show is great. Thanks for not making watch this earlier….fuckers.

Have an awesome weekend guys. More ribs and cold beer are in my future.

Some Tommyknocker Pumpkin Harvest Ale. It’s fucking good.

We pulled our money together at work today. I went to the rib cook off! I came back with 4 slabs. Smoked pork goodness, meat sweats and food induced coma soon after.

Besides the awesome ribs…worked sucked. Just going to say it….longest day ever.

I’ve had pain in my right wrist for months now. Insert masturbation joke now. Today I got sharp pain in my elbow. My elbow is now tight and swollen. Getting old really sucks.

I’ve finally started watching Breaking Bad. Good thing come to people that wait right. That’s what they say right?? This is show is great. Thanks for not making watch this earlier….fuckers.

Have an awesome weekend guys. More ribs and cold beer are in my future.

Satisfy My Soul

My spirit song today.

Downloaded a sketching app on my tablet. Still getting used to it. Buy hey…..not bad right???

Yeah I know.

Downloaded a sketching app on my tablet. Still getting used to it. Buy hey…..not bad right???

Yeah I know.

Good morning!

Rib Cook off starts on Wednesday. I’m going on a hunger strike until then. By hunger strike, I mean I will eat lots of that green stuff. 

Is it me….or does the weeks seem longer and the weekends seem shorter? 

I also hate the fact that the sun is rising later and setting earlier.

Summer is coming to a close and that really sucks. Sucks ass. Sucks donkey hairy ass.

I have to “work” now. I need a sugar momma. Or discover the largest gold nugget buried in my backyard.

Good morning!

Rib Cook off starts on Wednesday. I’m going on a hunger strike until then. By hunger strike, I mean I will eat lots of that green stuff.

Is it me….or does the weeks seem longer and the weekends seem shorter?

I also hate the fact that the sun is rising later and setting earlier.

Summer is coming to a close and that really sucks. Sucks ass. Sucks donkey hairy ass.

I have to “work” now. I need a sugar momma. Or discover the largest gold nugget buried in my backyard.

Epic bed head Sunday for the win.

Will you come make me breakfast? I can do it….I’m just really lazy at this moment.  Also the grocery store, I don’t feel like doing that either.

Epic bed head Sunday for the win.

Will you come make me breakfast? I can do it….I’m just really lazy at this moment. Also the grocery store, I don’t feel like doing that either.

My Healthy Journey

I was pushing 270. Doctor visit, doctor warning signs, the push I needed.

As of this morning I’m 235. In that time I”ve gone from a size 42 to a size 36. My body is changing a lot right now. I don’t see disgust in the mirror. I see muscles. I see abs forming. Legs, arms all becoming more defined.

I’m happy but also disappointed. The disappointment drives me to keep at it. To keep going. To not give up. I hope I’m under 200 by the end of the year.

Hey!!!! Good morning guys!!

This week has been rough. I feel totally exhausted, frustrated and irritated. Yesterday was the worse day of the week for me. For awhile I thought i might be getting sick. Took a melatonin,  crashed out, eye boogers, drool, sheet marks……100 times better now.

Melatonin induced sleep = lots of GoGo juice this morning.

I am a pretty simple and easy guy. A simple “thank you” will go a long way with me.

We scrimage against older girls today.  The other coaches have been talking shit. I hope we monkey stomp the shit out of them.

Burning Man is coming. We are the last stop for supplies before the Black Rock desert. Very creative and interesting people. Then there is some I see just there to booze it up and stare at ass. They get my eye rolls. Be safe Tumblr people heading to Burning Man and have fun!

I should really put some clothes on……maybe later.

Have an awesome Saturday!

Hey!!!! Good morning guys!!

This week has been rough. I feel totally exhausted, frustrated and irritated. Yesterday was the worse day of the week for me. For awhile I thought i might be getting sick. Took a melatonin, crashed out, eye boogers, drool, sheet marks……100 times better now.

Melatonin induced sleep = lots of GoGo juice this morning.

I am a pretty simple and easy guy. A simple “thank you” will go a long way with me.

We scrimage against older girls today. The other coaches have been talking shit. I hope we monkey stomp the shit out of them.

Burning Man is coming. We are the last stop for supplies before the Black Rock desert. Very creative and interesting people. Then there is some I see just there to booze it up and stare at ass. They get my eye rolls. Be safe Tumblr people heading to Burning Man and have fun!

I should really put some clothes on……maybe later.

Have an awesome Saturday!