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I became one of THOSE parents yesterday.

I had adamantly expressed to the umpire that his calls were shit. He disagreed. Two worse calls I have ever seen. He also disagreed. I got kicked out of the game. A parent in the stand kicked out of the game. One of those parents.

He is still wrong.

Drive home today from the tournament. Start camping tomorrow. Still not driving my family crazy. So this vacation has been great.

Have an awesome Sunday guys!

Finally…..it’s BEER:30. I would give you a flowery description….but I’m not that good. My verdict…damn this is good….SCORE!

Vacation day 2. I haven’t driven my family bat shit crazy….WIN!

Last night the rains caused an hour and half delay. Our game didn’t start until 9:45. We didn’t finish until midnight. Back at the hotel at 1:00am….SO TIRED.

Tonights game was first delayed by lightning. Then the apocalypse opened up….first pea sized hail….then huge rain drops. Flash floods. There was even the end of the rainbow in our parking lot…..WTF MOTHER NATURE.

Game was canceled. Tomorrow double header. No Tahoe beach tomorrow. I need sleep and my own bed. And I’ve decided I’m too tired to drive my family crazy….SO SCORE AGAIN!

Have an awesome Friday guys!

Finally…..it’s BEER:30. I would give you a flowery description….but I’m not that good. My verdict…damn this is good….SCORE!

Vacation day 2. I haven’t driven my family bat shit crazy….WIN!

Last night the rains caused an hour and half delay. Our game didn’t start until 9:45. We didn’t finish until midnight. Back at the hotel at 1:00am….SO TIRED.

Tonights game was first delayed by lightning. Then the apocalypse opened up….first pea sized hail….then huge rain drops. Flash floods. There was even the end of the rainbow in our parking lot…..WTF MOTHER NATURE.

Game was canceled. Tomorrow double header. No Tahoe beach tomorrow. I need sleep and my own bed. And I’ve decided I’m too tired to drive my family crazy….SO SCORE AGAIN!

Have an awesome Friday guys!

The wifebot asked me if I had this mug.

Of course I totally lied and said no…….

The wifebot asked me if I had this mug.

Of course I totally lied and said no…….

My hair……it’s poofy…..

Good morning guys!

3 more days and this MOFO is on vacation for 10 days. I know….I would be jealous too.

Maybe some actual work will get done..but I seriously doubt it. 

Hey! Have fun goofing off, playing or just plain slacking the fuck off today!

My hair……it’s poofy…..

Good morning guys!

3 more days and this MOFO is on vacation for 10 days. I know….I would be jealous too.

Maybe some actual work will get done..but I seriously doubt it.

Hey! Have fun goofing off, playing or just plain slacking the fuck off today!

GOOD MORNING GUYS!

Holy crap guys! It’s really humid here. It’s only like 20%, but you guys have to understand. 20% here is reDONKulous when it’s normally zero. Give me all the dry heat please.

5 more days and I will be on vacation for 10 days.  Woot woot! Last vacation had tragedy. This one one will be way better. It has to be.
I finally got some of my mojo back. Down 3lbs this week……finally. I see changes,  I feel changes, but I still see my ginormous gut staring at me. It’s frustrating but also motivating.

Date night with the wifebot today. We are going to go see Dawn of the Planet of the Apes. I can’t wait. It’s been awhile since we been on date night.  Like before baseball started. If you guys can swing it, have date night every month. Seems to get us out of our rut most times.

Have an awesome day. 

Dance! Have fun! Stay positve! Feel young.

GOOD MORNING GUYS!

Holy crap guys! It’s really humid here. It’s only like 20%, but you guys have to understand. 20% here is reDONKulous when it’s normally zero. Give me all the dry heat please.

5 more days and I will be on vacation for 10 days. Woot woot! Last vacation had tragedy. This one one will be way better. It has to be.

I finally got some of my mojo back. Down 3lbs this week……finally. I see changes, I feel changes, but I still see my ginormous gut staring at me. It’s frustrating but also motivating.

Date night with the wifebot today. We are going to go see Dawn of the Planet of the Apes. I can’t wait. It’s been awhile since we been on date night. Like before baseball started. If you guys can swing it, have date night every month. Seems to get us out of our rut most times.

Have an awesome day.

Dance! Have fun! Stay positve! Feel young.

Distracted by all the sexy sexy pics.

I really need to go to bed.

Like an hour ago.

Someone roll me to bed.  Pretty please?

Distracted by all the sexy sexy pics.

I really need to go to bed.

Like an hour ago.

Someone roll me to bed. Pretty please?

What do you call a male lady bug?

I don’t know

Rupaul?

Jul 9
HEADS!!!!!!

Damn!

HEADS!!!!!!

Damn!

Jul 9
Something something face day.

Something something face day.