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Today is OVEREACTION WEDNESDAY!!

Which has made me more snarky and super sarcastic…..

And I’m pretty sure I’m get punched in the face and kicked in the balls….

And I’m also 99.8% sure I’m sleeping on the couch tonight….

YEAH!!!!!!!

themarke:

Totally worth it.

themarke:

Totally worth it.

Got Poop on Yourself Wednesday

Or 

Extreme 8-Head Day!

Got Poop on Yourself Wednesday

Or

Extreme 8-Head Day!

I just now made more hard boiled eggs.. Hard boiled eggs are delicious. ~anon

Just don’t make those crappy deviled eggs anon. Those are gross. I rather lick belly lint then eat deviled eggs.

Truth Hurts Tuesday

It’s only been 2 days since Easter and I’m already sick of hard boiled eggs. 

Don’t tell me to make deviled eggs! You are not the boss of me and those things are gross!

4 eggs down…..8 bazzilion more to go………

Truth Hurts Tuesday

It’s only been 2 days since Easter and I’m already sick of hard boiled eggs.

Don’t tell me to make deviled eggs! You are not the boss of me and those things are gross!

4 eggs down…..8 bazzilion more to go………

Is it me or does Easter grass get every where you don’t expect like sand….

Sometimes the hardest part of the journey is believing you’re worthy of the trip.

- Glenn Beck (via the-healing-nest)

Do you know what is hot? Guys in backwards baseball hats.

Anonymous

You know what else is also hot???

Standing next to an open fire.

3 mugs + 1 GoGo juice cup Monday.

Lethargic today. And that will be my last big word I will use today too.

Too many Shiner Bocks yesterday. Captain America 2 is awesome. You have to see it. Made beer can chickens and grilled aspargus last night for dinner. Made the wifebot corn chowder for her potluck. Tried to watch the baseball game but snapchatting was way more fun. 2 out of 3 kids still believe in the big rabbit. Did I mention Captain America 2?? Wow!

Good morning everybody!

High five a baby!

3 mugs + 1 GoGo juice cup Monday.

Lethargic today. And that will be my last big word I will use today too.

Too many Shiner Bocks yesterday. Captain America 2 is awesome. You have to see it. Made beer can chickens and grilled aspargus last night for dinner. Made the wifebot corn chowder for her potluck. Tried to watch the baseball game but snapchatting was way more fun. 2 out of 3 kids still believe in the big rabbit. Did I mention Captain America 2?? Wow!

Good morning everybody!

High five a baby!

Happy Easter Guys!

Finally going to see Captain America  2!  Geeking and nerding out bad! Way bad!!!

Happy Easter Guys!

Finally going to see Captain America 2! Geeking and nerding out bad! Way bad!!!