The CPM!


Shower Safari

About half way through I notice a huge Daddy Long Legs spider in the shower with me. I didn’t scream. I didn’t panic. I wasn’t scared. I just hoped it didn’t fall off the wall in to the drain. It was so big it may have clogged the drain. No worries though. I did get that awesome thing out when I was done. Let it catch eat the small animals and ginormous bugs outside.

Catch and release!!!

Oh I did see a woman at the grocery store..

..with a “Keep calm and join the darkside” t-shirt.

That was awesome.

Its been one of those days when you are smelling the cantaloupe. ..

…and all you smell is man sweat and dirty ass.

I will grocery shop tomorrow.

I swear some people are alergic to soap and toilet paper.

And I have awesome karma! This shouldn’t happen to me.

Every day!

Every day!

(Source: madeleineishere)

Chilling and Hiding my Herpes Symplex 778.5

I got sunburned this weekend. My lips are jacked up. I look like I’ve been kissing a dirty tail pipe all day.

"I’m not falling for the banana in the tail pipe trick"

My growler filled with Mammoth Epic IPA is almost empty. That makes me sad and also makes me wonder about my beer drinking skills. That thing should have been emptied on Saturday.


My legs are so dead. So tired. So sore. The last few nights I have woken up in the middle of night with cramps in my calves and hamstrings. Please rub my legs, I will put on clothes….maybe.

"She’s got legs. And she knows how to use them."

The bugs have chewed me up like a Friday night seafood buffet. I itch all over. I have these stupid bumps in weird places. I’m constantly scratching myself like a ball player. If you are rubbing my legs will you rub cream on me too….remember clothes on….maybe.

"We are going to need a bigger boat."

This is Mammoth Brewing Epic IPA. It is piney, citrusy and make me hardy good. I also need to pour some more in my glass now good!

Let me bore you with my week now. Bad ass teenager decided to play fall ball. They said practice on Friday games on Saturday. They practiced everyday and have games on Saturday and Sunday… during beloved Cowboys Sunday.

Softball we are 2 and 1. Played a tournament team today, we lost, but we played with them pitch for pitch. Proud of my girls. And I missed coaching. I’m glad I’m doing this.

Work has been crazy busy. Marketing, pricing, needy people….its driving me crazy. I’m buried, I’m stressed. Not sure when I will be able to see the light again. The plus side….days go by fast.

No weight loss this week which is a bummer. But hey, I’m still way smaller and fitter and healthier than I was in February.

Have an awesome weekend guys.

Sep 4

Started the morning with singing wake-up-agrams.

Now most hated person in this house.

Who really doesn’t like to be woken up to cheesy, lounge singer songs?

No one!!! It’s awesome!

Sep 4

Holy crap what a busy day!

Had my check up today. Down in weight…Yeah! Cholesterol down…Woot Woot! Blood sugar still high…Dang! All in all it was a good visit and told keep on doing what I’m doing. Check up in 6 months.

Had back to school night. Freshman and junior in high school. Yes I know…you are old! You think you know what’s going on in your kids life until you go to back to school night. I’m so glad I was not the only one who didnt raise his or her hand when the teachers asked “Did you recieve whatchamacallit letter/form/blood sample?” Walked in with no papers…left with a small tree. Hit a food truck called Still Rollin’ before back to school night. Eggrolls with a twist. I got the Pizza Roll and Truffle Oil Fries. Uhmmm hell to the yes this was good. Will be hitting it again. I haven’t mentioned work. I’m so slammed its gone beyond reDONKulous. I’m not saying anymore. You guys have an awesome night. I have to go to damn bed!

Sep 3

I am selfish, private and easily bored. Will this be a problem?

- Neil Gaiman || A Study in Emerald (via socratic-thinker)

(Source: vanished)

Sep 1

On my Monday I decided to smoke ribs. Its really easy….a little dangerous…..and always good.